Trump to start his own warehouse store to get back at Costco's DEI support.

With backing of Eloon, the two of them (collectively known as Mump), are planning to open their Warehouse Club chain selling exclusively Trump bibles, shoes and all his other products along with secret documents, Starlink products, spaceship rides, Mars trips, Russian-made goods, cybertrucks, self-captained luxury yachts and rocket ships, all at special prices.
Reportedly, the annual membership will be $5,000 but the products will be sold at twice the street price.
Mump plans to double the number of products every year.

Now we know the cause of trump's victory!

News reports today and yesterday stated that lead pipes used by the Roman's was the cause of centuries of low IQ in Europe. So the reason we have so many MAGAts and other trump voters is the prepondererance of lead bullets.

This new book has alredy been named "Book of the Year" by loads of critics. First volume released.

Yes, the new book:

PROFILES IN COWARDICE - ONE PAGE DESCRIPTIONS OF THE WORST AMERICANS

by A. Nonymus

is selling like hotcakes even though the author has released only the first 1000 page volume of a projected 750 volume set. Each page has a detailed description of a prominent Republican coward so Volume 1 covers the least known 1000 cowards with each future volume raising the Coward level until the final volume contains the worst of the worst from the Heads of Departments and Agencies, Senators, Congressmen and women, down through state and local winning officeholders and appointed officials.

The best news is that the author is charging only $1 for each hardback volume and half that for the paperback and all proceeds will be donated to charities.

MAGAzine has called it "The book of the Century. It will rock the foundations of our country."

Should we ban cars since they are not protected by th 2nd amendment?

Seems like lots of people are using them to kill others.

The better idea might be to create pedestrian zones at certain hours or all the time on some streets. In Europe they have been using steel barrier poles for 30 years that are lifted up and locked to block vehicles during certain hours. For permanent blocking, concrete barriers work well.

"They made me do it!"

So said Assad as the Russians evacuated him to safety. He wanted to fight! Well, he wanted his soldiers to fight and die for him while he hid in a bunker protected by the Russians.

"Let me at 'em! I'll show them who is stronger. Dad and I gave you war, dictatorship, death in my prisons, starvation and worse. Go fight for my, my people. Your Master loves you."

https://apnews.com/article/syria-war-assad-russia-news-16-december-2024-72a8e44f762da2ff78434ff76faeb633]

Strange. I made a lot of money selling that book. Was I supposed to ship them too?

Another incident, this time in Shrewsbury, UK, reminiscent of the Thompson shooting.

Someone mad about Ebenezer Scrooge defaced his tombstone because he was angry about the moneylender underpaying his employees and cheating the poor people in London. There's still a lot of anger because of a reporter named Dickens who revealed the insidious details of his life.

It's also possible that the destruction was caused by his former partner, one Jacob Marley who might have been upset about what Marley called Ebenezer's "wimping out after being visited by three trans-living characters who falsely warned him that DEI violations could affect his future". Marley, while coincidentally was at the same cemetery, had no comment.

An attorney for the Scrooge estate stated that a lawsuit against "neo-liberal terrorists is in progress as well as one charging the aforementioned reporter Dickens with alternate facts" and he denied that Scrooge would have ever supported Medicaid to treat any child.

Today's "The Guardian" website mentioned the attack but had no further information on the facts mentioned above. Perhaps the political atmosphere of late has made them hesitant to go into detail.
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/dec/07/ebenezer-scrooge-smashed-gravestone-swiftly-repaired-free-of-charge]

So Musk bought the election for Trump! Is there any other way to call it any differently?

I mean, what can you say? We sold our country for $250M. Even the Native Americans are laughing at us as they "sold" NYC to the Dutch for $24. Had they invested that money in Tesla, Amazon, Google and others for 300 years, they could have bought the country back and had enough left over to restore it to the pristine nature it once was.

Then they could have kicked out us illegal aliens!

Don't miss the First Annual Amazon Thanksgiving Day Parade! Better than Macy's.

AI generated bands including Seventy Six Trombones led by Robert Preston.

The original NYC Rockettes

Elvis and the Beatles singing live.

Famous stars from the '30s to the '60s like Clark Gable, Sidney Poitier and Marilyn Monroe

WW2 soldiers marching as they did after VJ day

Donald Trump dressed as Santa Claus handing out grifts.

Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow doing the hosting

Every important person in the incoming administration including Matt Gaetz, MTG, Kari, RFK Jr and more.

Selections from famous plays like the assassination scene in "Julius Caesar"

Balloons including the Chinese spy ones.

You can live stream it on Amazon only if you have Prime.

NOTE: Because everything is AI generated, no participants will suffer from frostbite in the presentation of this show

When Trump calls a Cabinet meeting,

the whole asylum will be in one place.